Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Invade Albion

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Invade Tunguska

Invade Takoshima

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Invade Solaris

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Invade Bay City

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Collect all Alien Artifacts

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Phone home

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Complete all odd jobs

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption