You defeated Capon during practice. Again.

Making gunpowder while drunk isn't a very good idea.

You reforged the sword you'd been searching for so long.

You found and saved Mutt.

You got four loaded hand cannons ready.

You won a gold badge in a game of dice.

You beat the best brawler around.

As Godwin, you saved your brother.

You helped Rosa finish her book.

You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

You made the penitential pilgrimage.

Thanks to you, the raid on Semine didn't happen.

You spent ten thousand groschen.

You managed to talk your way out of an execution.

You completed the story.

You've completed most of the game's content.

You've lost ten thousand groschen.

You picked the hardest lock.

While you were passed out, somebody nicked your shoes.

You found the true Lord of Nebakov.

You finished the game without eating meat or killing any animals.

You killed an enemy with a boulder dropped from the battlements. Karl would be proud!

Istvan is dead. It's about time!

You saved Maleshov without getting caught.

You found Pebbles.

All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

You've helped the two quarreling villages reconcile. For now.

You beat Zavish in three disciplines.

You broke an enemy's shield.

You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.

You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.

You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.

You won the miners' competition on the highest difficulty.

Welcome to the Kuttenberg region!

You won three skirmishes while bleeding.

And that was just a beginning...

You saved Capon from the gallows.

You found all of Dry Devil's comrades-in-arms.

You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

You have successfully completed every mini-game.

You've defeated an enemy with every type of weapon.

You rewarded the herbwoman for her help as promised.

Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?

You shot a gun-wielding enemy with a gun.

You finished the story in Hardcore mode.

You finished the game in Hardcore mode with all negative perks enabled.

You scored 150 points in the mounted archery competition.

You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

You gave the painter medicine of the highest quality.

The skull finally reached its final resting place.

Hopefully now Stihlau understand there are some things you shouldn't joke about.

If you hadn't poked around, Libor wouldn't be swinging.

But not paid for.

The painter told you everything.

You killed an enemy with a crossbow shot to the head at long range.

Every strophe is a work of art.

You let Burkhard live.

You finished Brushes with Death.

You painted every type of shield.

Bohemians Rise Up!

You pulverized a rabbit with a gunshot.

You killed an enemy with a combo.

You slit the throat of an enemy who was looking for you.