Get zooped back for the first time.

Use station management.

Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.

Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.

Make first R.E.N.T

Fence a trading card.

Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.

Be killed by a fatal job.

Complete a job for every faction.

Make second R.E.N.T

Run out of time whilst a job is active.

Increase workshop to max size.

Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!

Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.

You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?

Do sufficiently bad on a job that the TowBro is called.

Open the washing machine.

But what is it for?

Pet Mork 100 times.

Make third R.E.N.T.

Complete the Empyrean ending.

Fence one of every trading card.

Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.

Complete the Lawmakers ending.

Have your Magpie membership revoked.

Complete the Hive Inc ending.

Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.

Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.

Complete the Cultist ending.

Release Kyle of his shackles.

Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.

Forget to latch the candle mold.

Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.

Fix one of every module.

Become a God.

Summon the cooler rock.

Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.

Make first R.E.N.T in less that 10 minutes (of day time).

Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.

Find all secrets.

Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).

Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.

Purchase an electric tool upgrade.

Visit all of the VR Realms.

Change Wilbur's appearance.