Go through the trash.

Find the naughty pictures.

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.

Finish chapter 1.

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!

Blindly follow the arrows.

Finish chapter 2.

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!

Find the key to the underwater door.

Make some 600 lb armor fly.

Finish chapter 3.

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.

Finish chapter 4.

Finish chapter 5.

Finish chapter 6.

Beat up an innocent bystander.

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Become the world's worst

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Jump over a chair.

Destroy all the validation signs.