Invade Bay City

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Invade Albion

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Invade Takoshima

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Phone home

Invade Tunguska

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Invade Solaris

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Complete all odd jobs

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Collect all posters

Collect all songs

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption